Mama told me that there is a problem in this country called bed bugs. They are all over the country, and even in movie theatres and resterants! EVEN IN THIS BUILDING! They suck blood out of you. They are VAMPIRES! I don't have that much blood to spare! I'm only a little cat!
We had a massive spraying to prevent them here. (Our cute bug guy!) And there are some food delivery places barred from delivering here. Wow.
That means they won't get me, right? I mean vampires. I mean, what would happen to me? I would become a VAMPIRE CAT?????