Mommy got this email today:
You have recently been selected as a candidate to represent your professional community in this year's edition of Who's Who among Executives and Professionals.
Your candidacy for membership was officially approved November 21st. You have been selected based upon your professional experience and achievements, and as such, we believe that your profile makes a fitting addition to our publication.
There is no fee or obligation to be listed in our publication. We must receive verification from you that your profile is accurate. After receiving verification, we will validate your registry listing within seven business days.
Once finalized, your listing will share prominent registry space with thousands of fellow accomplished individuals across the globe, each representing his or her professional field and geographical region. As a member of the registry, you are also afforded a unique networking opportunity with other professionals and potential employers across a range of industries, as well as business coaching opportunities from industry experts. Of course, this unique accolade would be a welcome addition to any resume.
Mommy, concatulations! You are a professional executive with achievements!
Why are you laughing mommy?
Well, you ARE my executive caretaker and typist. Doesn't that count???
She hit the delete button....