Mommy, it's been several days now and we haven't written anything.
I know you had a doctor appointment on Monday. Tuesday you didn't have an excuse except "doing research". I think you were playing on the internet.
But it was research for some of Mommy's medical problems.
Oh. Anything good?
Nope. I think I should have researched why you talk so much to me! All last evening, for example. All I heard was you meowing.
If you listened, I maybe wouldn't have to talk so much.
Well, tomorrow I am going to be gone again, so save up some conversation for tomorrow and Friday, 'k?
And when are you going to help me post my award??