It's a harness?? But, I haven't been outside for years and years!!! And then only by myself so I could run around and do what I want. Don't these things have LEASHES????
She wouldn't do that to me in the rain, would she??? *shudder* It looks like rain today. Maybe I should run and hide when she gets home! I'm all warm and comfy in here. I don't want to be cold and wet!
But I might not get my scritchies! They are important!! And I love my mama when she comes home! And what about lappies??? And brushies??? And treatsies?
Think, brandi. Think.
Well, maybe after my napppppppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.