Oh, lovely furrends, my mama says I can't go to the ball. I am soo upset.
I think she said something like "you'r too old" which sounded a lot like "I don't have time". So I don't get to see all my furrends dressed up in all their finery and miss the important debut! You only debut once, ya know. Come to think of that, I wasn't presented to society in the first place.
Now I am totally distrawted. I didn't have my own debut. And it's entirely tooo late now.
Have a lovely time, sweet ones. Maybe I'll get to peek in for a bit to see all the excitement.
Mama has been struggling a little with the green papers. With this medi-gap thing she can't buy stuff, and she has fallen again so she hurties, and we don't have any hamm pizzas. I miss my hamm pizzas.
HMMMPH. No ball AND no hamm pizza.
I am going to pee all over my room. So there.
Wait! Does that mean no DENTIES????
an upset brandi